quinta-feira, março 16, 2006
sexta-feira, março 03, 2006
magasin de maris et puis de femmes aussi
Un copain m'a envoye cette blague je veux la partager avec tout le monde(je me demande qui les invente ...)
In New York City a new shop has just opened where women can choose and buy a husband. At the entrance the following sign has been posted:
- You can visit the shop ONLY ONCE
- There are 6 floors and the men characteristics get better and better as you go up
- You can choose a husband at the floor you are at or go the next one.
- You cannot go back to the previous floor
One woman decides to visit the Husband shop in order to find a companion
At the 1st floor the sign says: "These men have a job"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 2nd floor the sign says: "These men have a job and love children".
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 3rd floor the sign says: " These men have a job, love children and are extremely beautiful".
"Wow" the woman thought, but she feels to go up again.
At the 4rd floor the sign says: "These men have a job, love children, are extremely beautiful and help with housecleaning".
"Incredible!" the woman says. "I can barely resist", but she goes one floor up
At the 5th floor she finds a sign that says: " These men have a job, love children, are extremely beautiful, help with housecleaning and are terrifying lovers full of romance".
The woman now is really tempted to stay and choose one husband, but at the end decides to go up one last one floor.
At the 6th floor a sign says:
"You are visitor number 31.652.069 of this floor. There are no men here; this floor exists only to prove that it is impossible to please women. Thanks for having chosen our shop"
In front of the Husband Store across the street, a Wife Shop has also opened.
At the First floor the sign says:
"These women love to have sex"
The Second floor sign says: "These women love to have sex and are very rich"
The remaining three floors HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED BY ANY MAN.
- You can visit the shop ONLY ONCE
- There are 6 floors and the men characteristics get better and better as you go up
- You can choose a husband at the floor you are at or go the next one.
- You cannot go back to the previous floor
One woman decides to visit the Husband shop in order to find a companion
At the 1st floor the sign says: "These men have a job"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 2nd floor the sign says: "These men have a job and love children".
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 3rd floor the sign says: " These men have a job, love children and are extremely beautiful".
"Wow" the woman thought, but she feels to go up again.
At the 4rd floor the sign says: "These men have a job, love children, are extremely beautiful and help with housecleaning".
"Incredible!" the woman says. "I can barely resist", but she goes one floor up
At the 5th floor she finds a sign that says: " These men have a job, love children, are extremely beautiful, help with housecleaning and are terrifying lovers full of romance".
The woman now is really tempted to stay and choose one husband, but at the end decides to go up one last one floor.
At the 6th floor a sign says:
"You are visitor number 31.652.069 of this floor. There are no men here; this floor exists only to prove that it is impossible to please women. Thanks for having chosen our shop"
In front of the Husband Store across the street, a Wife Shop has also opened.
At the First floor the sign says:
"These women love to have sex"
The Second floor sign says: "These women love to have sex and are very rich"
The remaining three floors HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED BY ANY MAN.